MESSHALL POST in which you may, if you wish, "mingle." In the morning even, if your timezone allows!

[vampfuckudie]

Uhm. Excuse me. I uh. I think the strawberry syrup might just be blood.

Has anyone tried it today? Because seriously, it looks like blood and it smells like blood and I really just don't see how that can actually be strawberry syrup!

Comments

[sugarspicequeen]

My, but it's the wrong day for that sort of thing, isn't it?

[vampfuckudie]

Yeah, I kind of noticed.

[sugarspicequeen]

How terribly unfortunate! Perhaps it's merely a trick?

[vampfuckudie]

I don't know what kind of "trick" it could be. Either someone's replaced the strawberry syrup with blood or they haven't!

[sugarspicequeen]

A prank, perhaps?

[vampfuckudie]

If it is, it's not funny.

[sugarspicequeen]

Some people do have a most peculiar sense of humor.

[vampfuckudie]

They're dick-holes, you mean.

[sugarspicequeen]

I beg your pardon--?

[vampfuckudie]

You know, a jerk? You do know what jerk means, don't you?

[sugarspicequeen]

A -- I believe I've heard the word used before, yes ...

[vampfuckudie]

Right. So anyone who would think something like this is funny? Would constitute a dick-hole.

[sugarspicequeen]

I see ... it seems like rather strong language, though ...

[vampfuckudie]

Oh, I guess you're kind of a kid, huh? Sorry. Jerk works too.

[sugarspicequeen]

It's quite all right! I think I shall stick with that word, though.

[vampfuckudie]

Whatever, that doesn't do my waffles any good either way.