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[boosterrific]

★IT'S BOOSTER GOLD'S BIRTHDAY!★Oh, how did that even get on there. Can you believe it? I guess I don't really know how to work these things. I forgot it was my birthday, even! Can you imagine? What a nice thing for this place to do for me. For my birthday. Well, now everyone can celebrate it! Who wouldn't want to celebrate my birthday, which I

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[bamheadshot]

It's true. He's not very good with computers.

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[boosterrific]

Completely useless, what can I say.

[bamheadshot]

Happy birthday, buddy.

[boosterrific]

Thank you! You're the first person to actually say that to me. Jaime and uh... what'shername his girlfriend just ragged on me for circling the calendar. But what's a guy to do?

[oh_grossness]

Hey jerk, where's my Christmas present!

[boosterrific]

Excuse me? You didn't get me a birthday present! And your Christmas present for me was actually mine to begin with!

...I really didn't think I had any socks left...

[oh_grossness]

We're not talking about birthdays right now.

[boosterrific]

Uh, yeah. We are.

[ratinthehat]

[dude, you try to set up an inconspicuous toucan trap and LOOK what happens]

Hey! You're completely ruining the stealth aspect here!

[boosterrific]

Oh, I'm sorry, did somebody say something?

[ratinthehat]

Down here-- whoa I thought that was tied dowwwn LOOK OUT!

[PASTRY FLYING AT YOUR FACE]

[boosterrific]

[Pastry'd! Sputtering]

W-what the hell?!

[reach_within]

"Forgot."

[boosterrific]

Entirely. Just flew my mind.

[reach_within]

And the calendar just circled itself, right?

[boosterrific]

Must've. I mean, I know I didn't do that. Who cares about birthdays?

[omnicomments]

. . .

I'm sure I can remove that for you.

[boosterrific]

Now, why would I want you to do that?

[omnicomments]

It's distracting.

[boosterrific]

I think it's classy.