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[boosterrific]

★IT'S BOOSTER GOLD'S BIRTHDAY!★Oh, how did that even get on there. Can you believe it? I guess I don't really know how to work these things. I forgot it was my birthday, even! Can you imagine? What a nice thing for this place to do for me. For my birthday. Well, now everyone can celebrate it! Who wouldn't want to celebrate my birthday, which I

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[ratinthehat]

[dude, you try to set up an inconspicuous toucan trap and LOOK what happens]

Hey! You're completely ruining the stealth aspect here!

[boosterrific]

Oh, I'm sorry, did somebody say something?

[ratinthehat]

Down here-- whoa I thought that was tied dowwwn LOOK OUT!

[PASTRY FLYING AT YOUR FACE]

[boosterrific]

[Pastry'd! Sputtering]

W-what the hell?!

[ratinthehat]

Sorry! That was not supposed to happen!

[is on the ground poking at a little Rube Goldberg contraption that looks like a combination of a mouse trap and a catapult made out of sticks and string]

[boosterrific]

[Wipes his face and looks down. And then does what he's doing in the icon]

AAHHHHHH--!

[ratinthehat]

[OH HELL I know what comes after that reaction]

AAAAHHH!

[boosterrific]

You're going to get huge and eat us all, aren't you? AREN'T YOU?!

[ratinthehat]

[...or not.]

I'd like to think that I've got more discerning taste than that.

Did you accidentally eat the Tuesday soup?

[boosterrific]

What?! No. It's not even close to Tuesday!

...Well, it is. But it's like the farthest you can be away from it without it being Tuesday again and I'm not entirely sure why I'm explaining this to a rat.

[ratinthehat]

Well, if that stuff doesn't kill you it'd be enough to drive anyone insane.

...Because you started screaming and accusing said rat of going on a rampage that I'm neither capable of or inclined to try?

[boosterrific]

I gotta be careful around rats. After the, uh... incident. So, you're not going to get huge and kill us all?

Comforting. Though, some sort of dessert like thing wasn't exactly what I was hoping to get for my birthday, you know.

[ratinthehat]

[pfft] If I somehow got "huge," which isn't going to happen unless camp turns me human again, I'd probably do something more useful. Like gluing the toucans together. ...Ooh, I'll need to remember that one for later.

Funny, I thought that birthdays traditionally involved some sort of dessert. Usually cake, but still.

[incidentally, what you can taste of the pastry that smacked you in the face is delicious]

[boosterrific]

[I'm sure it is but MY FACE which really, since he has the goggles, isn't very much surface]

Yes, but my face.

...Not bad, though.

[ratinthehat]

Like I said, sorry. Still not sure how that happened. Or how it got that high.

Work in progress. That one was just a little bit heavy on the fruit juice.

[boosterrific]

You made that?