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[It is a bright cheery afternoon at Camp Fuck U Die. Birds are preparing for winter, Marcy is melting any attempts at ice on the lake and campers are fleeing from unexpected advances of the person they just met today by the mess hall. And those who have retreated to the sanctuary of their computers to forget the HORROR of kissing that person may be surprised to find a virtual and temporary lock-down of their browsers. That's right. No 4chan, YouTube or even Wikipedia. DDD: Upon checking the only communication resource that seems to be still working, email, campers may find this:
A mandatory evaluation of all citizens has been issued to ensure appropriate network behavior. Promptly answer the question behind this link. Access privileges will be restored to those that successfully complete the check. Follow-up interviews may also be conducted.]
((As the link suggests, reply with whatever serious poll question and answer you like. You can answer it truthfully or have the computer answer it for you. I will be having Keith make rounds to see if you're all nice, compliant users. But honestly, what fun is obedience anyway? Intro. Slow. Etc etc etc.))
A mandatory evaluation of all citizens has been issued to ensure appropriate network behavior. Promptly answer the question behind this link. Access privileges will be restored to those that successfully complete the check. Follow-up interviews may also be conducted.]
((As the link suggests, reply with whatever serious poll question and answer you like. You can answer it truthfully or have the computer answer it for you. I will be having Keith make rounds to see if you're all nice, compliant users. But honestly, what fun is obedience anyway? Intro. Slow. Etc etc etc.))