ITP: manly

[halfcocked]

[SOMEWHERE IN CAMP, probably near the Mess Hall, there is a picnic table. should you happen by it this afternoon, you might be surprised to see

TWO VERY MANLY MEN

one of whom is still wearing this and the other of whom is in, well, his usual working clothes, which is to say also adorable frilly loligoth wear

Comments

[povertyprincess]

Give it a rest, I just tried five minutes ago. And you're the American one, it should work on you.

[halfcocked]

I said try it again--I can't reach the laces! Let's try cutting it again! Anything! We don't have this game in my world . . . you sure guys watch this?

[povertyprincess]

It's supposed to be really popular! This American guy, Homer Simpson, watches it while he drinks beer and eats those chips.

All my nail scissors turned into ribbons though . . . Do you have a knife?

[halfcocked]

Who's that, a celebrity? He a bodybuilder or an athlete or something?

Uh, lemme see . . . [reaching into his boot and, oh yeah, there's a knife]

[a_mighty_oak]

...

[I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ABOUT THIS SCENE WHATSOEVER]

[povertyprincess]

[takes a look . . . yeah, I don't think your presence is making this post anymore manlier.]

[a_mighty_oak]

[I am the epitome of manliness just look at me]

Huh, what are you watching?

[povertyprincess]

Manly sports.

[u_jerk]

*you are being observed by a couple of CLAMP guys*

.... hot?

[takemyothereye]

. . .

[u_jerk]

Yeah, actually. I agree.

[takemyothereye]

I didn't say anything.

[gunleftsmoking]

[manly c-c-combo breaker?]

The Music City Miracle?

[halfcocked]

Nah, the Detroit Lions. These guys fucking suck, they don't even have any points yet . . .

[gunleftsmoking]

1991 was a decent season.

[halfcocked]

That's before I was even born! I mean, it's after I was born, like a hundred years after, but if I was really from this time--nah, I guess I'd be a year old or something--

[touch_fayth]

Devit?

[povertyprincess]

He's Devitina now.

[touch_fayth]

Oooho!

[povertyprincess]

Heh, or maybe not . . .