ITP: manly

[halfcocked]

[SOMEWHERE IN CAMP, probably near the Mess Hall, there is a picnic table. should you happen by it this afternoon, you might be surprised to see

TWO VERY MANLY MEN

one of whom is still wearing this and the other of whom is in, well, his usual working clothes, which is to say also adorable frilly loligoth wear

Comments

[gunleftsmoking]

[manly c-c-combo breaker?]

The Music City Miracle?

[halfcocked]

Nah, the Detroit Lions. These guys fucking suck, they don't even have any points yet . . .

[gunleftsmoking]

1991 was a decent season.

[halfcocked]

That's before I was even born! I mean, it's after I was born, like a hundred years after, but if I was really from this time--nah, I guess I'd be a year old or something--

[gunleftsmoking]

... I'm not even going to ask. About the date or the skirts.

[halfcocked]

It's not a date!!

[gunleftsmoking]

Your birth date, kid.

[halfcocked]

Oh. What, you didn't know people come from all kinds of weird-ass places and times here?

[gunleftsmoking]

That's why I didn't ask.

[halfcocked]

You lost me! [shrugs]

[gunleftsmoking]

Forget it. Nothing important.

[halfcocked]

[goes back to the game :D]

I don't feel any manlier . . .

[gunleftsmoking]

You're still wearing a skirt. That's a pretty good reason to not feel "manly."

[halfcocked]

That's the point, dammit! I can't get it off!

[gunleftsmoking]

Can't get it off? Just slide it down.

[halfcocked]

It doesn't go, it's like it's stuck! Like I wouldn't try that, I'm not stupid . . .