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[a man in a very nice, amazingly unsoiled white suit has made his way to an area near you. He is standing there now with a left over jack-o-lantern placed ever so jovially over his head -- which he is now practically yelling through. Turns out pumpkin muffles the voice.]Hello campers! I am Kamishiro Tsurugi! Descendant of the noble English Discabil

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[climaxinside]

*pinged in my most of me*

E-Eh?

[top_of_failure]

Ah, maybe you didn't hear me! Your hollow-ween is not good for conversation.

I am Kamishiro Tsurugi, the man who will replace god with a swords slash!

[climaxinside]

No, guess it doesn't seem that way....

A-Ah! Kamishiro-san, why are you....Ummm, I'm Nogami Ryoutarou-- Are you alright in there?

[top_of_failure]

Ah, Nogami! I'm excellent!

Though it's a bit damp to be honest, I don't know how you common people do this for days on end. Fascinating.

[top_of_failure]

Yes it is. I saw the people in costumes, and this one is clearly a traditional mask. I am obviously the man who stands at the top of common festivals.

*reaches out a little to try to touch you* Are you even real?

[top_of_failure]

*pulls hand back*

I am the man who will stand at the top of everything, Bat. And you clearly do not understand the 'hollow-ween' like I do. It has a face, and fits over the head. What else could it possibly be? I find it off that I'm having to explain to you your own festival.

[top_of_failure]

I see you have also found a costume! Being common, you must be very adept at this festival.

[top_of_failure]

*looks at you more closely and smiles* Ah, your devotion to stay in character is admirable.

It was at first, but it's starting to rot. Where is the shower? It's your duty to tell me.

[toiletseat_girl]

. . . uh. They're over there. And if you're lucky, they won't be spraying blood today.

[top_of_failure]

S-spraying blood? Why would they do that?

[toiletseat_girl]

Because this place is evil and it hates us.

[top_of_failure]

Is that.... normal?

[capt_liarpants]

*kinda laughing at you* Ahahaha, you should take the pumpkin off if it smells! I don't think they're really for wearing.

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Then why would it have a face? I shouldn't have to explain your own festival to you. I will if i must though, it's my nobesse oblige.

[capt_liarpants]

You're supposed to put candles in them so that the face lights up. At least, that's how they looked before. And you don't have to use your noblesse oblige with me, I've got plenty of it myself.

[top_of_failure]

*skeptical* You're nobility?

What a strange practice. *pulls off the jack-o-lantern* So you set it on fire?