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[a man in a very nice, amazingly unsoiled white suit has made his way to an area near you. He is standing there now with a left over jack-o-lantern placed ever so jovially over his head -- which he is now practically yelling through. Turns out pumpkin muffles the voice.]Hello campers! I am Kamishiro Tsurugi! Descendant of the noble English Discabil

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[capt_liarpants]

*kinda laughing at you* Ahahaha, you should take the pumpkin off if it smells! I don't think they're really for wearing.

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Then why would it have a face? I shouldn't have to explain your own festival to you. I will if i must though, it's my nobesse oblige.

[capt_liarpants]

You're supposed to put candles in them so that the face lights up. At least, that's how they looked before. And you don't have to use your noblesse oblige with me, I've got plenty of it myself.

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*skeptical* You're nobility?

What a strange practice. *pulls off the jack-o-lantern* So you set it on fire?

[capt_liarpants]

Sure! I've got so much noblesse oblige that I give the extra away. Too much of it will rot your teeth, you know!

That's what the others did. Here, I can show you...except I don't have any matches. Huh.

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What family are you from? I am unconvinced.

[capt_liarpants]

Oh, I'm from the Strawhat family. Very ahaha noble!

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I've... never heard of them.

[capt_liarpants]

Well, what family are you from? Maybe you're just too low on the noblesse oblige ladder to have heard about us.

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The noble Discabil family of England. I am quite sure I rank above you.

[capt_liarpants]

The noble Discs? A land of Engs? Don't know, that sounds made up to me.

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Where are you from, commoner? Everyone has heard of England.

[capt_liarpants]

Not everyone! This place brings people from all different places. You see, the Director has a Universe-Universe ability.

I'm from the Graaaaand Line! It's much grander than your Land of Engs. What is an eng, anyways?

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Universe-universe? *clearly you are just a silly commoner*

Nothing is grander than England. You should aspire to the likeness.