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[strongestuchiwa]

I can only speak in... innuendo, but I'd rather be in-your-endo, if you know what I mean.

((Chan enabled, BLAME THEM. Your character can only speak in horrible innuendo in this post.

ETA: Temari, Sasuke, and Yuuri are out for the night, I need sleep. KEEP FLIRTING HORRIBLY AMONGST YOURSELVES.))

Comments

[holierthanhao]

What is an endo?

[kingcatcher]

Don't make them make me say it -- it's as tempting as a carrot hanging from a stick, if get my drift.

[holierthanhao]

You haven't eaten in a while?

[kingcatcher]

I'll -- I'll only eat if y-y-you're on the mmm-- on the mmm--

ON THE MENU!! MAKE IT STOP.

[flame_oooooon]

...That what lights your fire?

[Wait what the hell did I just say?]

[strongestuchiwa]

Trying to set my night on fire?

[this is not okay. not at all.]

[flame_oooooon]

I don't try, it's what I do. Ain't no one who can light a blaze like I can.

[okay. that doesn't sound sooo bad.]

[strongestuchiwa]

But would it be a forest fire or just a candle in the wind?

[no, it all sounds bad. everything. forever.]

[sharpasfire]

A surprise attack from behind, cutting off all supplies and forms of escape to leave the survivors pressed and gasping for some release, then yes I know what you mean.

[flame_oooooon]

Gaspin for release, but you don't give em any, that's the best, yeah?

[sharpasfire]

To the point where they don't have the strength to draw another breath! Because I used my firebending to exhause all the oxygen in an enclosed space...since that would make it hot.

[flame_oooooon]

Drown em in heat! Til they beg for ya to cool down. But that's not how you roll, right homegirl? Fast and hard's the best way to roll.

[spacelark]

...repeat that?

[strongestuchiwa]

Not unless you say pretty-please-with-Temari on top.

This is disgusting.

[spacelark]

[I've mechawhipped spacers for less. But maybe you're not totally insane.]

...uh-huh. Temari, was it?

[spacelark]

Does this mean you're coming my way--?

[menageatrowa]

...the very thought of this is making me groan, if you know what I'm saying.

...

Something doesn't feel right.

[morespecial]

It feels right when I'm looking at you.

Don't talk to me.

[menageatrowa]

It feels hard not to.

...

[morespecial]

It feels harder when you're not doing anything about it.