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[strongestuchiwa]

I can only speak in... innuendo, but I'd rather be in-your-endo, if you know what I mean.

((Chan enabled, BLAME THEM. Your character can only speak in horrible innuendo in this post.

ETA: Temari, Sasuke, and Yuuri are out for the night, I need sleep. KEEP FLIRTING HORRIBLY AMONGST YOURSELVES.))

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[menageatrowa]

...the very thought of this is making me groan, if you know what I'm saying.

...

Something doesn't feel right.

[morespecial]

It feels right when I'm looking at you.

Don't talk to me.

[menageatrowa]

It feels hard not to.

...

[morespecial]

It feels harder when you're not doing anything about it.

[menageatrowa]

You seem to be the one who's a little stiff.

[morespecial]

Only because you look a little hot under the collar.

[menageatrowa]

That's not the only place I'm a little hot in.

[morespecial]

Maybe you need to think of a way to cool off.

I said not to talk to me.

[menageatrowa]

If we do it together, we can conserve water.

...It seems I'm not...allowed...to not...talk.

[morespecial]

When it comes to things like that, I'm not big on conserving energy.

[menageatrowa]

And I'm not big on keeping my ammunition to myself.

[morespecial]

You'd shoot me up?

At least try to stop this!

[menageatrowa]

I would bang you harder than ever before.

...I'm afraid I'm new here.

[morespecial]

But why use your gun when you can have at me just as well with your hands?

[menageatrowa]

Those will be handcuffed to the bedposts.

[...what.]

[morespecial]

Do I need to be punished?

I am going to kill you.