ITP: ... Countries.

[me_fuckyeah]

Th-those are really good zombies.

Ahaha... Well, I think I've stayed long enough to be a hero. Now. [loooooks around] ... Which way was the entrance?

[And thus, Alfred is wandering/zombie dodging. Please, stop and say hi! Don't be surprised if he screams at you.

It is, of course, a manly scream.]

(WELL, I am crashing for the night! Please, do

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[patria_ou_mort]

*...I am inexplicably intrigued by you.*

The entrance will prove to be very difficult to find. How have you been a hero?

[me_fuckyeah]

AH--[oh, you don't have missing skin, you're okay]

Er, I've stayed long enough to fulfill the requirements of a hero, I mean! Those zombies are really good!

[patria_ou_mort]

And what requirements would those be?

[me_fuckyeah]

Well... A typical scary movie is two hours! So that must be the requirement!

[thepiltdownman]

You want to leave all this beautifully stunning scenery behind so soon?

[me_fuckyeah]

-- You mean this is too soon?

[thepiltdownman]

That depends entirely on how long you've been here.

[me_fuckyeah]

... Two hours... That's long enough, right?

[dancemecanique]

Defeated any monsters yet~?

[me_fuckyeah]

I don't have a shotgun!

And the zombies aren't real... I think.

[dancemecanique]

Oh, no, they're very real. And a real hero would be able to defeat them without a shotgun.

[me_fuckyeah]

...

.......

....

[you have just ruined Alfred's day]

[adawningoath]

Hero, huh?

[me_fuckyeah]

Yeah! That's what I am!

[more to himself] Wow, I wonder how many people heard me?

[adawningoath]

Y'know, I wonder how many heroes are running around Camp. Maybe we should start a club.

[me_fuckyeah]

A club? Like the UN?

[kafukaesque]

*I am the Meta that flaps in the night*

Haaaa~.... It's you!

Can I have a trillion dollar loan? It'll be good for camp's economy!

[me_fuckyeah]

AH-- oh.

.... Huh?

[kafukaesque]

Please?

[me_fuckyeah]

I don't have that kind of money!

[...... DOES SHE KNOW MY SECRET?]