ITP: ... Countries.

[me_fuckyeah]

Th-those are really good zombies.

Ahaha... Well, I think I've stayed long enough to be a hero. Now. [loooooks around] ... Which way was the entrance?

[And thus, Alfred is wandering/zombie dodging. Please, stop and say hi! Don't be surprised if he screams at you.

It is, of course, a manly scream.]

(WELL, I am crashing for the night! Please, do

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[kafukaesque]

*I am the Meta that flaps in the night*

Haaaa~.... It's you!

Can I have a trillion dollar loan? It'll be good for camp's economy!

[me_fuckyeah]

AH-- oh.

.... Huh?

[kafukaesque]

Please?

[me_fuckyeah]

I don't have that kind of money!

[...... DOES SHE KNOW MY SECRET?]

[kafukaesque]

Honest Abe wouldn't lie.

[me_fuckyeah]

Hey! He lied! ... some!

Okay, not a lot.

Just a little-- Who the heck are you?!

[kafukaesque]

Fuura Kafuka, of course!

[me_fuckyeah]

Hey, that's not an American name!

[kafukaesque]

How could I, who was born in Japan, have an American name?

[me_fuckyeah]

... You must be visiting!

[kafukaesque]

Haaaa~...for over a year now! I can't actually get home, none of us can!

There's a lot of Japanese people here, trapped in a Louisiana camp!

I wonder if anything like that has ever happened in America before?

[me_fuckyeah]

T-trapped?

But this...

.... But this IS America! Why are people trapped here?!

[kafukaesque]

Wouldn't America-san know?

[me_fuckyeah]

Of course I wou--

...

How'd you guess?

[kafukaesque]

I'm special!

[me_fuckyeah]

Well you can't tell anyone! Never!

Ever!

It's a secret! Alright?!