ITP: My boyfriend is a pie

[myboyfriendisa]

[Behold! A mouthwatering blueberry pie is sitting all by its lonesome self in the Mess Hall. If pies could twitch, this one would have skittered off by now. But it's a... Pie.]

Hello...? Anyone?!

[[No genderswitch virus for Alto yet, but what is everyone's favorite pilot if not picked on?
Edit: So so tired. I will pick up threads when asked~]]

Comments

[galacticfairy]

That cord...

[myboyfriendisa]

...Sheryl?

[galacticfairy]

Alto?

[myboyfriendisa]

SHERYL!

I can't move.

[dreamofhumanity]

...Pie?

[myboyfriendisa]

...Hello?

[dreamofhumanity]

Pie! Hold on, I'll save you!

[myboyfriendisa]

From what?!

[inoneshot]

Oh?

[waves a fork menacingly]

[myboyfriendisa]

[what is that shiny thing and why does it look so big?]

[inoneshot]

It's too bad that I don't feel like blueberries...

[myboyfriendisa]

Jokes about my hair color are not funny!

[inawarmocean]

. . . Eh? That pie...

[myboyfriendisa]

RANKA!

[inawarmocean]

. . . . . . .

[inawarmocean]

*oh what the vajra--!?*

ALTO-KUN!!

[queenofprinnies]

*step step step and passes you by~*

[queenofprinnies]

*stops*

[queenofprinnies]

[queenofprinnies]