ITP: My boyfriend is a pie

[myboyfriendisa]

[Behold! A mouthwatering blueberry pie is sitting all by its lonesome self in the Mess Hall. If pies could twitch, this one would have skittered off by now. But it's a... Pie.]

Hello...? Anyone?!

[[No genderswitch virus for Alto yet, but what is everyone's favorite pilot if not picked on?
Edit: So so tired. I will pick up threads when asked~]]