[ITP: Wang. Wang Fire.]

[o_sarchasm]

[Today, in camp proper, there is a man -- nay, a legend -- sitting at a simple, wooden table. Just sitting, serene and patient as insert metaphor of your choice here. Perhaps he looks familiar. Where he got the table, how he grew such a fine and mighty beard, why you feel so compelled to touch it -- such questions matter not

Comments

[overthetoph]

I wanted the real meat.

But I'd say what you brought back was pretty awesome too.

[o_sarchasm]

Tell me more about this... "meat."

[overthetoph]

Something you didn't bring back.

[o_sarchasm]

Not all meat is treasure and gold, young Toph.

[ass_guardian]

"Around the World in 80 Days?"

[o_sarchasm]

Perhaps, perhaps.

[ass_guardian]

But then is it the original version, or the one with Jackie Chan?

[o_sarchasm]

I don't know. Why don't you tell me more about this Mr. Chan.

[avatarskeeper]

[you might be there for me, but your alias is vaguely terrifying]

...Wang Fire.

[o_sarchasm]

Hush, Sapphire. Lend me your fair hand.

[avatarskeeper]

Sokka, is camp messing around with you again?

[and yet she feels compelled to extend her hand to the mighty Wang Fire!]

[o_sarchasm]

[gently but firmly places your hand on his beard]

[pingifneeded]

...

[o_sarchasm]

[dignified nod]

[pingifneeded]

That's. Um. Quite a beard.

[o_sarchasm]

Thank you.

[im_impulse]

Does this have to do with that 'Id' thing again? Because I didn't get it the last time that guy with the beard explained it...

[o_sarchasm]

Id, you say?

[im_impulse]

Yeah! About how everybody worked in different ways and I was the 'Id' only I thought he said 'Imp' since ethat's like my nickname at least for my codename but he wasn't the nickname kind of guy!

[o_sarchasm]

A codename you say. How interesting.