[ITP: Wang. Wang Fire.]

[o_sarchasm]

[Today, in camp proper, there is a man -- nay, a legend -- sitting at a simple, wooden table. Just sitting, serene and patient as insert metaphor of your choice here. Perhaps he looks familiar. Where he got the table, how he grew such a fine and mighty beard, why you feel so compelled to touch it -- such questions matter not

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[ass_guardian]

"Around the World in 80 Days?"

[o_sarchasm]

Perhaps, perhaps.

[ass_guardian]

But then is it the original version, or the one with Jackie Chan?

[o_sarchasm]

I don't know. Why don't you tell me more about this Mr. Chan.

[ass_guardian]

World-famous kung fu movie star.

[o_sarchasm]

No, no. This story is about another man. A man-child, one might say...

[ass_guardian]

You must be an Adam Sandler fan.

[o_sarchasm]

Life sometimes seems that way, doesn't it. Hmmm.

[ass_guardian]

...Huh?

[o_sarchasm]

Go on, go on. Don't let me interrupt you.

[ass_guardian]

Weren't you going to be tell the story?

[o_sarchasm]

Was I? But your story is much more important, don't you think, young man?

[ass_guardian]

Actually, it's a pretty lame movie. And it isn't really my story.

[o_sarchasm]

Then... what is your story?

[ass_guardian]

Well, I go to school.

[o_sarchasm]

[nodnod]

Education. A noble pursuit.