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[thewhyincision]

So who has a logical, rational, non-paranormal explanation for something that might be considered out of the ordinary in this camp? Anything. I'm not fussy.

((eta: r-raaaaaaaape i am very very very slow b-bailing. will pick up later.))

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[federalparanoia]

I object.

[thewhyincision]

On what grounds?

[federalparanoia]

You're standing on it.

[thewhyincision]

Ha ha, Mulder.

[iwetmyself]

What's out of the ordinary?

[thewhyincision]

*...that is an unfortunate skin condition you have there*

We could start with the creature in the lake, and move on from there.

[iwetmyself]

Marcy? She's okay, but sometimes she's annoying.

[thewhyincision]

And there's a perfectly logical explanation for her existence.

[samsera]

Do you consider God paranormal?

[thewhyincision]

No. I believe in Him.

[samsera]

Hmm, after a certain amount of direct interference in the world, his existence is not precisely a matter of faith. The direct intervention of God's data in events is the explanation for many aspects of my world.

[thewhyincision]

The problem is that I refuse to believe He's responsible for whatever hallucinogens people are being influenced by.

...data?

[overllamatic]

Fred is a Russian spy satellite.

[thewhyincision]

Fred?

[overllamatic]

Fred. [points to the spark of light floating in the air nearby]

[eat_it_hawking]

I assure you, I am not a spy satellite! He still hasn't even explained what that is properly!

[melonshalfoff]

Who knows!

[thewhyincision]

I'll take that as 'no', then.

[melonshalfoff]

Well ♥ Not yet.

[thewhyincision]

There has to be one. It's just a matter of finding it.