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[thewhyincision]

So who has a logical, rational, non-paranormal explanation for something that might be considered out of the ordinary in this camp? Anything. I'm not fussy.

((eta: r-raaaaaaaape i am very very very slow b-bailing. will pick up later.))

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[iwetmyself]

What's out of the ordinary?

[thewhyincision]

*...that is an unfortunate skin condition you have there*

We could start with the creature in the lake, and move on from there.

[iwetmyself]

Marcy? She's okay, but sometimes she's annoying.

[thewhyincision]

And there's a perfectly logical explanation for her existence.

[iwetmyself]

Um, she just is?

Though maybe I should ask her sometime.

[thewhyincision]

...I'm fairly sure she can't speak.

[iwetmyself]

That's because you don't know how to talk to her! I can talk to her, because I can talk to sea creatures. I can tell them what to do, too, and usually they listen, but sometimes Marcy doesn't listen to me because she's mean.

[thewhyincision]

*...delusional child ahoy*

Is that so?

[iwetmyself]

Yes, she--

[iwetmyself]

*gasping for breath*

*gasp* She...*gasp* she...

[iwetmyself]

Do you have any *gasp* water?!

[thewhyincision]

*o-okay that's not good. deus ex machina water bottle!*

[iwetmyself]

*Just. Dumps the whole thing all over himself and now is soaked from head to toe.*

[thewhyincision]

*...*

...feeling better?

[iwetmyself]

Y-yes. I couldn't breathe.

[thewhyincision]

It looked almost like asthma.