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[obinormal]

O...kay! I was willing to believe I'd just stumbled across a weird new patch of woods when it was just the trees that were different, but when I start seeing rotting people stumbling around muttering for brains, I know I'm not on Roanoke any more. What is this place?

((Latest intro post ever augh

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[moveurdeadfros]

Ah, most of us call it 'camp', my lady! * An affable eight and a half foot tall skeleton with a huge afro is talking to you. What do you do?*

[obinormal]

...Either there's been an amazing coincidence of convergent evolution, or you're actually a talking skeleton.

[moveurdeadfros]

I have no idea what the former is, but I can definitely state with certainty that I am the latter. Brook is the name, 'Dead Bones' Brook. A pleasure to meet you, my lady.

[obinormal]

...But talking skeletons don't exist. Where're your lungs? Your vocal cords?

[astral_tentpeg]

Officially, it is called Camp Fuck You Die ♥

[obinormal]

Whatever happened to reassuring names, like Winnipeg or Roanoke or "no we're not actually going to kill you all really"?

[astral_tentpeg]

My, I imagine that would defeat the purpose of informing you of what you're in for.

[obinormal]

And what am I in for here?

[toxicological]

Welcome to camp. You'll get used to it.

[obinormal]

Thanks! But I really can't stay here. Where's the exit?

[toxicological]

Oh, we think it's somewhere under the monster in the lake. Be careful, she doesn't like children coming too close...

[obinormal]

Most monsters don't! Will she grind my bones to bake her bread, or does she have to suffice with seaweed underwater?

[drag_on_lady]

Yer in Camp.

[obinormal]

What's that?

[drag_on_lady]

It's where some sadist stuck us 'cause they say we murdered somebody. It's got zombies, psychic toucans, gropey gorillas and a tentacle monster...

[obinormal]

But that's ridiculous!

[twin_drillz]

Hi there! You're trapped in an American summer camp!

[obinormal]

Well, that's straight and to the point. You mean like Earth's America?

[twin_drillz]

Is there any other kind?

[obinormal]

Not that I know of, but I could've missed a colony or two. Earth, really?