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[obinormal]

O...kay! I was willing to believe I'd just stumbled across a weird new patch of woods when it was just the trees that were different, but when I start seeing rotting people stumbling around muttering for brains, I know I'm not on Roanoke any more. What is this place?

((Latest intro post ever augh

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[astral_tentpeg]

Officially, it is called Camp Fuck You Die ♥

[obinormal]

Whatever happened to reassuring names, like Winnipeg or Roanoke or "no we're not actually going to kill you all really"?

[astral_tentpeg]

My, I imagine that would defeat the purpose of informing you of what you're in for.

[obinormal]

And what am I in for here?

[astral_tentpeg]

Many new experiences, undoubtedly!

[obinormal]

I can get those back home just as easily.

[astral_tentpeg]

Oh?

[obinormal]

Well that's the life of a teenager, isn't it? Learn to be who you are and all that kinda thing.

[astral_tentpeg]

Ah, no, I meant "new experiences" rather euphemistically.

[obinormal]

I'm not interested in dating at the moment.

[astral_tentpeg]

Oh my, did I seem interested?

[obinormal]

Not really, but sometimes it's hard to tell with guys. They get all stupid on you at the weirdest times, and then you have to sic your pet aliens at them. That's always rather messy!

[astral_tentpeg]

I can't imagine.

[obinormal]

Really? Usually it's pretty easy to imagine that kind of thing.