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[t_n_assistant]

PROFESSOR! PROFESSOR!!

It's horrible! Teriha and the blood and there was a thing and she screamed and I didn't mean to! And there's blood and blood and blood!!

PROFESSOR YOU HAVE TO HELP I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!! SHE'S BLEEDING FROM THE HEAD!!!

Comments

[latrine_orderly]

...Umi please stop dragging me...

[t_n_assistant]

We have to find the professor, Teriha, he'll know what to do! But... Oh man, I'm sorry! I really didn't mean to hurt you! It really was an accident and and and and

[latrine_orderly]

S'okay, Umi. Not mad. Just. The dragging and my head and the rocks.

[t_n_assistant]

Oh man oh man oh man. Maybe we can find you a place to lie down or something. Maybe you shouldn't have left the professor's place after all but I don't know what to do!!!

[on_a_parkbench]

...

[t_n_assistant]

PROFESSOR! PROFESSOR FIX HER! I DIDN'T MEAN TO!

[on_a_parkbench]

Umi-kun, if you'd take even a moment to remember one vital thing, you'd know your question is one not worth asking.

[t_n_assistant]

Huh? But...But... You're a GENIUS!

[proudgreenbulge]

Fear not, young miss! For I have these!

[t_n_assistant]

But... Hey there's a toy inside! What's the toy do? Is it something interesting?

[proudgreenbulge]

It is more than interesting! I was told that these little bandages are all embedded with the healing chakra of 'Jesus' - the magical sky ninja!

[t_n_assistant]

There's a sky ninja? What's he do?

[an_evil_laugh]

*why is that pair of boobs screaming*

That's a lot of blood.

[t_n_assistant]

*panicky boobs!!*

I don't know how to fix blood! What do I do? Do you know what to do?

...

...Hey, you have pointy ears.

[an_evil_laugh]

... use a healing spell?

Tch, of course I do! I'm a demon!

[t_n_assistant]

I don't know any healing spells! Wow, you're really in character...

[drag_on_lady]

Wha wha WHAT?!

[t_n_assistant]

She got hit in the head with a thing and now she's sleepy and I brought her to the professor and he doesn't know what to do and I'm so confused!!

...

...I thought this was summer camp.

[drag_on_lady]

Hey, cool it, will ya? There's a hospital 'round here, you can take her there!

[t_n_assistant]

...Really? Where? Why is there a hospital at a summer camp? Is this place really dangerous? And why are you in costume?