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[t_n_assistant]

PROFESSOR! PROFESSOR!!

It's horrible! Teriha and the blood and there was a thing and she screamed and I didn't mean to! And there's blood and blood and blood!!

PROFESSOR YOU HAVE TO HELP I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!! SHE'S BLEEDING FROM THE HEAD!!!

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[proudgreenbulge]

Fear not, young miss! For I have these!

[t_n_assistant]

But... Hey there's a toy inside! What's the toy do? Is it something interesting?

[proudgreenbulge]

It is more than interesting! I was told that these little bandages are all embedded with the healing chakra of 'Jesus' - the magical sky ninja!

[t_n_assistant]

There's a sky ninja? What's he do?

[proudgreenbulge]

...I have no idea.

[t_n_assistant]

*has changed into a NURSE'S OUTFIT* Can you help me fix her pretty pretty please? SHE THINKS SHE'S GOING TO DIE.

[proudgreenbulge]

[ . . .

. . .Wait what.]

[proudgreenbulge]

[WELL. That's a sight for a happy night.]

A--ta-ta-ta---t-t-ta...Wh-what can I... do to help, miss?

[t_n_assistant]

We need to fix her!! *points to Excel. Teriha. Whatever*

[proudgreenbulge]

Yes, sir --ma'am. Miss.

[t_n_assistant]

And I think someone's gonna help me get her to the hospital! Or show me where it is. Or something.

[proudgreenbulge]

[....Permission to pick her up? Does she bite?]

[t_n_assistant]

*OH PLEASE. DO SOMETHING. WILL COMFORT TERIHA IN HER TERROR OF YOU*

[proudgreenbulge]

[First. Unwraps a couple hand-bandages.]

Where is this person who is promising to take her to the hospital?

[t_n_assistant]

*points at Matsumoto* The woman there. With the very large...erm....

[proudgreenbulge]

[...Looks over. And back.]

...-Personality?