[ITP: giving away pet lines]

[mmmdots]

[Some random place in camp...

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[halfcocked]

. . .

. . . I'll get one for Jasdero . . .

[mmmdots]

Oh. Hello again.

[holds up a squiggling line] There you go. Its name is Groove.

Those are nice dots.

[halfcocked]

Yeah, you, the crazy chick! Groove, hunh . . . 's not bad, I guess . . .

Eh?

[mmmdots]

I'm not a chick. He's a good line.

The dots. Your dots.

[kafukaesque]

I'd like a line!!

[mmmdots]

Okay, here you go. [holds one up] This one's name is Queue.

Um. Want to know more about them?

[kafukaesque]

*puts Queue on her head and it becomes a new hairclip. ...that wiggles*

Yes please!

[mmmdots]

Aww, she likes you.

They don't need to be fed, they leave no waste products, they like to snuggle, they can summon wafflepuppies, and they are useful for when you want to go somewhere or return to where you've been. Or when someone breaks something and you need to tie them up.

[a_heartsdesire]

They're lovely!

[mmmdots]

Thank you.

[a_heartsdesire]

You don't want anything for them?

[mmmdots]

I never thought of that.

[norealboy]

Lines?

[mmmdots]

Yes, lines.

[norealboy]

What do you use them for?

*picks one up*

[mmmdots]

[dear Kohaku, you have just learned that lines like to snuggle]

Um. Lots of things. It is useful when you want to go somewhere or return to where you've been. Or maybe if someone breaks something and you have to tie them up. They get bent out of shape so you don't have to. Maybe. Um. Make your jokes better or give you something to say.

Or summon wafflepuppies.

Stuff like that.

[gunsmoking]

Eewww...

[mmmdots]

[holds up a line, which is now a long piece of wool yarn] This one's from a sheep, yes.

[gunsmoking]

Holy shit, that's so weird. How the hell did you do that?

[mmmdots]

It's a pet line. It does that itself. Sometimes it's a LAN cable, sometimes it's a rope, sometimes it's a line of cocaine though I do not recommend snorting it...