[ITP: giving away pet lines]

[mmmdots]

[Some random place in camp...

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[halfcocked]

. . .

. . . I'll get one for Jasdero . . .

[mmmdots]

Oh. Hello again.

[holds up a squiggling line] There you go. Its name is Groove.

Those are nice dots.

[halfcocked]

Yeah, you, the crazy chick! Groove, hunh . . . 's not bad, I guess . . .

Eh?

[mmmdots]

I'm not a chick. He's a good line.

The dots. Your dots.

[halfcocked]

Yeah you are, you're not a guy. [ . . . checking out the line, this is so weird]

I got dots? Where, on my face? [did my mascara clump??]

[mmmdots]

You're right, I'm not a guy. I'm also not a birdie. Though sometimes I am all fishies or a kitty. [careful, lines like to snuggle]

These dot dot dots. [those dots in your ellipses? Those are Dots, and Del plucks one out of the air]

[halfcocked]

A chick's a girl, don't you even know that? [ . . . c-cute]

Oh, uh--wait, what?? Where'd you get that??

[mmmdots]

Oh. That kind of chick. [giggle] Usually crazy chicks are mine, not me.

From you. WTF point.

[halfcocked]

Yours?

I didn't make that! I can't make stuff right now . . .

[mmmdots]

Yes. Mine.

You juuuust did. [grabs another couple Dots and pops one into her mouth, handing over the other] Want it? If it sticks to your teeth just make it do chores.

[halfcocked]

Why would you want crazy people??

Uh . . . [takes it and stares for a second, then--pops it into his mouth, WHY NOT]

[mmmdots]

It's not a matter of wanting. They simply are mine.

Good, isn't it? This one is well-behaved.

[halfcocked]

If you don't want 'em, get rid of 'em!

Uh--it's weird--I dunno, it's not bad--kinda spicy?

[mmmdots]

... Why would I? I like them. They're really nice.

[leans forward to squint a little] I think that might be the prickly pepper flavor. [eats another] Mmm... this one's lemon chrome.

[halfcocked]

Crazy people are? Ha ha ha!

Hey, hey, they come in flavors? Let me try a different one!

[mmmdots]

They're all nice. So friendly.

Here you go. [hands another over]