[ITP: HORTON HATCHES THE EGG?]

[o_sarchasm]

[Just off the beaten path through that glorious Middle of Camp, there is a boy sitting on a large, purple egg.

He is not happy.]

(( YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF COMPELLED TO EAT, STEAL, OR OTHERWISE HARM THE EGG. Please do. edit slowing down, DON'T JUDGE ME. will randomly pick up throughout the night/tomorrow :|b ))

Comments

[follow_3_steps]

...niichan.

[o_sarchasm]

...Hi, Yuta.

[follow_3_steps]

Are you pretending to be a lady today?

[o_sarchasm]

You--! Augh!

[bellsofsteel]

An' just what is that supposed to be? huh?

[o_sarchasm]

It's an egg.

[reaches down and taps a fist against its shell :|b]

Yup.

[bellsofsteel]

[POKES IT!!11]

What's in it? Ain't a snake, is it?

[o_sarchasm]

Hey! Be careful!

And yes. It's a huge, vicious snake. Shoo before it hatches and eats you.

[melonshalfoff]

... That must have been some chicken!

[o_sarchasm]

I wish.

[melonshalfoff]

Ha ha ha! Oh, man! Don't tell me it's yours?

[o_sarchasm]

Yes. I magically birth giant purple eggs. It's a curse.

[euphiemisms]

[ tucking a blanket around the egg :) ]

[o_sarchasm]

...

Euphie.

[euphiemisms]

She needs to be warm, doesn't she?

[o_sarchasm]

It's not a she! It's my dinner!

[imgottapower]

Gosh, that looks pretty... good...

[o_sarchasm]

I saw it first!

[imgottapower]

What? N-No, no, I wasn't gonna take it! I-I was just s-saying!

[o_sarchasm]

Well, just say it about some other egg! You don't know what I've been through.