[ITP: HORTON HATCHES THE EGG?]

[o_sarchasm]

[Just off the beaten path through that glorious Middle of Camp, there is a boy sitting on a large, purple egg.

He is not happy.]

(( YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF COMPELLED TO EAT, STEAL, OR OTHERWISE HARM THE EGG. Please do. edit slowing down, DON'T JUDGE ME. will randomly pick up throughout the night/tomorrow :|b ))