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[machiavelliyaan]

[A young girl in a jester's costume is stomping loudly into the mess hall--]

--can't believe those stupid zombies. Who did they think they are, anyway?! Hmph! Like I'd ever let some ugly dripping disgusting excuse for a monster look at me, let alone touch me

Comments

[ovoretherainbow]

[voring the soup. Table manners? What are those?] It's not dat bad!

[machiavelliyaan]

That's sick! What are you, some kind of freak!?

[ovoretherainbow]

Depends on de kinda standards you have! If you're a normal human, den probably by your standards ja!

[machiavelliyaan]

Of course I'm a normal human! What, you saying you're not?

[anhero2usall]

... Bo?

... Or not...?

[Is puzzled]

[machiavelliyaan]

No, I'm Saku. What, you some kind of stalker of Bo's or something?

[anhero2usall]

... No, we just met yesterday but...

[machiavelliyaan]

If you got something to say, speak up!

[donationsorgtfo]

Then don't eat it. Stop causing a ruckus.

[machiavelliyaan]

I'm not going to, obviously! Jeez, what kind of idiot are you?

[donationsorgtfo]

Who's an idiot, you idiot!?

[machiavelliyaan]

I only see one idiot here, and it's sure not me!

[o_sarchasm]

No, please! By all means, continue to yell pointlessly while I try to enjoy my dinner.

[machiavelliyaan]

Don't mind if I do. Man, who can enjoy this kind of thing? Standards set a little low there, baldie?

[o_sarchasm]

First of all, not bald! It's a warrior's wolf tail. Second of all, no one likes Tuesday soup except the cannibals, and seeing as I'm not one, I kind of need to focus 110% of my will power on swallowing this and actually keeping it down. And you're not helping! So shoo.

[machiavelliyaan]

Oh my God, this is cannibal food and you're eating it anyway?! Freak! Weirdo!

[unlistednumber]

Soup. It's all that will be served today.

[machiavelliyaan]

Please tell me it's not like this every day.

[unlistednumber]

No. It only happens on Tuesdays. The monsters are every day.

[machiavelliyaan]

Well, that's not so bad. I can beat up the monsters, but beating up the food's pretty darn counter-productive.