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[machiavelliyaan]

[A young girl in a jester's costume is stomping loudly into the mess hall--]

--can't believe those stupid zombies. Who did they think they are, anyway?! Hmph! Like I'd ever let some ugly dripping disgusting excuse for a monster look at me, let alone touch me

Comments

[donationsorgtfo]

Then don't eat it. Stop causing a ruckus.

[machiavelliyaan]

I'm not going to, obviously! Jeez, what kind of idiot are you?

[donationsorgtfo]

Who's an idiot, you idiot!?

[machiavelliyaan]

I only see one idiot here, and it's sure not me!

[donationsorgtfo]

[... You have no idea how lucky you are that I haven't attacked you yet.]

... And? What are you, anyway?

[machiavelliyaan]

[I'd call rape.]

An innocent victim!

[donationsorgtfo]

[I can beat up the adults too, probably]

No, I meant what are you. You feel vaguely human, but something seems off.

[machiavelliyaan]

[Yes, but the point stands.]

Did I give you permission to 'feel' me or whatever?! Oooh, no you don't. Mind your own damn business!

[donationsorgtfo]

Well I have to know who's human or who's not. I can't do my job otherwise.

[machiavelliyaan]

Like I care about your job! Respect other people's privacy! Jeez, what kind of person are you? You think you can just stick your nose into other people's business? Try thinking about other people for once! For the record, I'm human, but what's it to you? If I wasn't, what would you do, huh? What, do you think it's a good idea to just dig around in other people's secrets and then use that information against them? What a jerk!

[donationsorgtfo]

Then! That's all I wanted to know~

[machiavelliyaan]

What, and then you just take it for granted when I tell you? If you're gonna do something, at least commit to it!

[donationsorgtfo]

No thanks. I'm not gonna put in any more effort than I need to, especially in a place like this.

[machiavelliyaan]

What's your job, anyway?

[donationsorgtfo]

Shrine maiden.

[machiavelliyaan]

So what's that gotta do with other people's personal business?