((first intropost of the round is GO))

[epic_shale]

[It's another normal day in Camp Fuck You Die, inasmuch as anything in this place can be considered "normal". The gorillas are trying out a new mating dance, there's a toucan quartet singing showtunes, something just exploded violently not far from camp, the lake waters are... Hang on, back up a moment

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[boomtoday]

OKAY THAT ONE WASN'T M--

[boomtoday]

ZEL?!

[epic_shale]

Eh -- Lina? What on earth are you doing out here?

[boomtoday]

Looking for a Claire Bible manuscript. Which I found out wasn't here a year ago.

[gourys_usernaem]

LINA, WHAT ARE YOU--

[gourys_usernaem]

Oh hey, it's Zelglitters.

[epic_shale]

Z-Zelglitters... It's Zelgadis! Honestly, Gourry, it hasn't even been a month.

[gourys_usernaem]

Well, it's nice to see you again. What're you doing here?

[weirdweb]

MARRIED!

[epic_shale]

E-Excuse me?

[weirdweb]

Hey, I had to get in before the rush.

[gourys_usernaem]

...is Zel going to marry a unicorn?

[whoooosshh]

*Oh, OH, ARE WE DOING DRAMATIC WALKS TROUGH BILLOWING DUST CLOUDS? YEAH I CAN DO THAT TOO look at me, being here, standing in here. All DRAMATICALLY and whatnot.*

... Pretty loud, aren't you?

[epic_shale]

*Oh yes we are. COMPLETE WITH CAPE BILLOWING DRAMATICALLY though you probably have an advantage over me there. :/*

After trudging through this swamp all day, I'm not exactly disposed to subtlety.

[whoooosshh]

*My cape does bring a lot of goths to the yard, this much is true.*

... Fair enough. As long as you keep the noise to the swamp and not the settlement.

[epic_shale]

Don't worry, I have no intention of causing trouble. Or, for that matter, staying long enough to.

[necessaryevil]

*passing through the area, but pauses when things start to explode*

...

[epic_shale]

... Pardon me. I'm just... passing through.

[necessaryevil]

...I see. Were you attacked?

[epic_shale]

In a sense. I don't know what the gorilla planned to do if the trap held, but I'd rather not find out.