((first intropost of the round is GO))

[epic_shale]

[It's another normal day in Camp Fuck You Die, inasmuch as anything in this place can be considered "normal". The gorillas are trying out a new mating dance, there's a toucan quartet singing showtunes, something just exploded violently not far from camp, the lake waters are... Hang on, back up a moment

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[necessaryevil]

*passing through the area, but pauses when things start to explode*

...

[epic_shale]

... Pardon me. I'm just... passing through.

[necessaryevil]

...I see. Were you attacked?

[epic_shale]

In a sense. I don't know what the gorilla planned to do if the trap held, but I'd rather not find out.

[necessaryevil]

...Ah. Yes, the wildlife can be unfortunately fixated on molestation.

[epic_shale]

So I am beginning to see. *sigh*