[In the middle of Camp...yes, THAT middle]

[king_of_shell]

[There's one of Washu's gateways, opening to a brightly lit world. Cheery, worldwide familiar background music is playing from there. And in front of this open gateway, is a sign and a Bowser

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[king_of_shell]

Zombies, you guys start collecting ? boxes! Carry em to the crash site, and try not to fall apart on your way there. Toucans, I'm giving you another chance. Memorize the stage layout, and see how it could work wrapped around Camp. Gorillas, go to the nearest fortress, and grab all the flywood you can!

All other members of the Koopa Troop, follow me!

[artist_of_anger]

... Oh God. No. Not again.

[king_of_shell]

*it CALLS to you, its charming tune echoing with ill promise. Da da dun, da dun DUN, dun!*

[artist_of_anger]

*Yeah, okay... might as well just get this over and done with. Let's see if I can't find that darn kart-track anywhere around here...*

... What are those blocks even hanging on to?

[king_of_shell]

*pauses, letting his monster troops walk ahead* Whaddya' mean, "hang on to?" They're ? blocks. They're supposed to float.

[i_know_tofu]

Dude!!! SWEET!

*like a kid in a candy store*

[king_of_shell]

*in the process of swiping the end-of-level flag* Yeah, just like back home. Hopefully none of the blocks'll be too screwy in Camp.

[i_know_tofu]

*in the process of breaking blocks and such. as is the way of videogames*

This is so cool-- End boss!!

*POINT*

[king_of_shell]

Hey, a gamer! Awesome!

*you can has FIRE!!!1*

[oh_grossness]

GIANT COINS! OH MY GAWD!

[king_of_shell]

*the various freaks of camp are unperturbed by your exclamation, and continue pillaging*

The best form of currency in the universe! Acceptable everywhere except Hyrule (which uses these weird rupee things) and the Bean Kingdom (where the inflation is just stupid.)

[oh_grossness]

Not to mention, like, completely sweet!

[runs around grabbing all the giant coins she can see 8)]