[In the middle of Camp...yes, THAT middle]

[king_of_shell]

[There's one of Washu's gateways, opening to a brightly lit world. Cheery, worldwide familiar background music is playing from there. And in front of this open gateway, is a sign and a Bowser

Comments

[i_know_tofu]

Dude!!! SWEET!

*like a kid in a candy store*

[king_of_shell]

*in the process of swiping the end-of-level flag* Yeah, just like back home. Hopefully none of the blocks'll be too screwy in Camp.

[i_know_tofu]

*in the process of breaking blocks and such. as is the way of videogames*

This is so cool-- End boss!!

*POINT*

[king_of_shell]

Hey, a gamer! Awesome!

*you can has FIRE!!!1*

[i_know_tofu]

EEK!!

*flail! then is dodging, via mouse*

[king_of_shell]

*what kinda powerup is THAT?* Hey! Get back here, you ridiculous radioactive rodent!

[i_know_tofu]

*the kind that can also do THIS. say hello to pterodactyl-dive-bomb-service*

[king_of_shell]

*ouch, takes it (hit 1) but also grabs onto you* Argh!

*ever spiraled impossibly high into the air, before piledrived into the ground by an even heavier dinothing?*

[i_know_tofu]

*ooh that's gonna leave a mark*

Ow.

[i_know_tofu]

*on the other hand, getting smashed around is pretty normal.

as is getting bigger than your opponent. 'sup*

[king_of_shell]

*whoa crap, suddenly on top of an opponant who's actually bigger than me*

Now here's a first! What does the plumber do in this situation.... ah-hah!

*Ground pound!*

[i_know_tofu]

*oh no you don't. it's ankylosaurus time!

... hopefully this'll hurt you as much as it hurts me*

[king_of_shell]

AAAGH! * It does! Instant dino pile! (hit 2)*

[i_know_tofu]

*OWOW trying for a tailwhack. blindly so who knows what he's hitting*

[king_of_shell]

*I'll take this chance to dodge, then. Jumping backwards while you fling a passing gorilla into the sky*

[i_know_tofu]

You won't get away!

*obviously now is a good time to start hitting blocks for powerups*