[near the hobo tents!]

[hopeforstirring]

[This morning, you may see:

One (1) unconscious druggie
One (1) green girl
One (1) sturdy stick

The green girl is holding the stick and poking the unconscious druggie.]

Get up, you fool.

Hnnnn? [rolls over] I had the strangest---

The strangest what? [keeps poking anyway]

Do I have breasts?

...

[Come bother them!]

((You will get Elphie

Comments

[oztensibly]

...That's not very tactful.

[hopeforstirring]

He doesn't seem much for tact, does he? Then again, neither am I.

[oztensibly]

Oh, I guessed as much.

[hopeforstirring]

[brushes her hair behind her shoulder]

He picked a terrible place to sleep, in any case.

[seireitei_ink]

. . .

[12stepstoohigh]

[no one's answering. pokes self in chest.]

[seireitei_ink]

You, er, don't normally?

[12stepstoohigh]

They're new.

[putyrchinthebox]

Yes.

[12stepstoohigh]

Well the rest must have been a dream. There were puppies and rainbows and a man that smelled like cabbage.

[putyrchinthebox]

Chii didn't see any puppies or rainbows here.

[12stepstoohigh]

Did you see cabbage?

[yuumama]

A lotta people do.

[12stepstoohigh]

I don't. Usually.

[yuumama]

That happens a lot here too.

[12stepstoohigh]

So I'd heard. It's not so bad, is it?

[twoblackswords]

Did she fall into a distillery?

[hopeforstirring]

He smells like it.

[twoblackswords]

He?

[hopeforstirring]

Usually.