[near the hobo tents!]

[hopeforstirring]

[This morning, you may see:

One (1) unconscious druggie
One (1) green girl
One (1) sturdy stick

The green girl is holding the stick and poking the unconscious druggie.]

Get up, you fool.

Hnnnn? [rolls over] I had the strangest---

The strangest what? [keeps poking anyway]

Do I have breasts?

...

[Come bother them!]

((You will get Elphie

Comments

[seireitei_ink]

. . .

[12stepstoohigh]

[no one's answering. pokes self in chest.]

[seireitei_ink]

You, er, don't normally?

[12stepstoohigh]

They're new.

[seireitei_ink]

...I didn't realize anyone did that here.

Congratulations?

[12stepstoohigh]

...what?

Whoooooaaaaaa, no, no. This is a camp thing, right? A camp thing.

[seireitei_ink]

And it gave you breasts? It can give anyone breasts?!

[12stepstoohigh]

Why, do you want them? You can play with mine if you like.

[seireitei_ink]

W- What?! No!

[12stepstoohigh]

[teehee~]

[seireitei_ink]

...funny.

[12stepstoohigh]

Well. You can if you really want.

[seireitei_ink]

No thanks. But you have fun.

[12stepstoohigh]

Not in public, man, not in public.

[seireitei_ink]

Good to know you'll at least stop short of public indecency, even if you're still happy to be a public nuisance.

[12stepstoohigh]

I'm not a public nuisance. I'm a semi-public nuisance.