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Jul 30, 2008 15:38

No need to fear everyone! Caaaaptain Usopp is here! Brave Warrior of the Sea, Rubber-band Bandit and the Great Zombie Slayer himself! I've slayed hundreds, no thousands of zombies, including one that was seventy stories tall. Its one weakness was salt so I wrestled it to the ground, made it swallow some and everyone for islands around cheered my ( Read more... )

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capt_liarpants July 30 2008, 19:44:50 UTC
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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capt_liarpants July 30 2008, 19:45:17 UTC
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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capt_liarpants July 30 2008, 19:45:44 UTC
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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capt_liarpants July 30 2008, 19:46:37 UTC
*pauses and takes a deep breath*

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capt_liarpants July 30 2008, 19:48:26 UTC
TOO BUSY RUNNING TO MARRY AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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capt_liarpants July 30 2008, 19:53:38 UTC
...wait, wait, wait, you've heard of Sniper Island where the handsome and brave Sogeking was born?

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lordoverflowers July 30 2008, 19:48:55 UTC
LOUD.

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capt_liarpants July 30 2008, 19:50:04 UTC
*too busy screaming to hear you*

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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lordoverflowers July 30 2008, 19:53:46 UTC
*too busy being revolted by your horrendously long nose to notice you being too busy screaming to hear me right now*

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capt_liarpants July 30 2008, 19:57:05 UTC
*and this is Usopp seeing you and thinking that maybe if he runs near you, the zombies will bake your brains instead*

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ZOOOOOMBIIIIIIIES!!!!

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feelsyourpain July 30 2008, 19:55:19 UTC
*Here, have a ninja with a giant scythe with fresh blood on it glaring at you*

... the fuck?

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capt_liarpants July 30 2008, 19:58:31 UTC
*sees the giant scythe and OMG THAT'S A GIANT SCYTHE WITH BLOOD*

DON'TKILLMEDON'TKILLMEDON'TKILLME!!!!!

*running in another direction now*

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feelsyourpain July 30 2008, 19:59:28 UTC
*... just gonna let you run, wtf*

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capt_liarpants July 30 2008, 20:15:38 UTC
*...and has already lapped the camp back to where you are*

AAAAAAAHHHHH, YOU'RE STILL HEEEEEERE????!!!

*running away again*

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wingsinthedust July 30 2008, 19:55:57 UTC
Pinocchio?

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capt_liarpants July 30 2008, 20:02:36 UTC
*running past you*

WAAAAAAATCH OUT FOR THE ZOOOOOMBIIIIIES!!!!!

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wingsinthedust July 30 2008, 20:03:53 UTC
*looks at the strange person running past, then turns his attention to the zombies lumbering slowly after*

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capt_liarpants July 30 2008, 20:16:32 UTC
THEY'RE MORE DANGEROUS THAN THEY LOOK!!! THEY HAVE EGG BEATERS!!! AND BASTERS!!!!

*may have slowed down a bit*

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