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No need to fear everyone! Caaaaptain Usopp is here! Brave Warrior of the Sea, Rubber-band Bandit and the Great Zombie Slayer himself! I've slayed hundreds, no thousands of zombies, including one that was seventy stories tall. Its one weakness was salt so I wrestled it to the ground, made it swallow some and everyone for islands around cheered my victory!
And I'll be killing all the zombies here soon, once I figure out what type of condiment zombies they are. Because I shot salt into their mouths and it didn't work. So I tried ketchup! And pepper! And then a couple rotten eggs and now the zombies want braaaains to make braaaainloaf. I-I'm not too worried because I can run pretty fast. Not that the Brave Captain Usopp running away, I'm just...getting exercise! But I d-dropped my sniper's bag and they're t-throwing baking pans at me and AHHHH, ONE OF THEM HAS A REALLY BIG EGG BEATER TO SCRAMBLE MY BRAINS WITH! LUUUUUUUUUUUFFY! ZOOOOOOOOOROOOOOOOO! SOMEBODY REALLY STRONG WITH A THOUSAND WEAPOOOOONS! HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!
And I'll be killing all the zombies here soon, once I figure out what type of condiment zombies they are. Because I shot salt into their mouths and it didn't work. So I tried ketchup! And pepper! And then a couple rotten eggs and now the zombies want braaaains to make braaaainloaf. I-I'm not too worried because I can run pretty fast. Not that the Brave Captain Usopp running away, I'm just...getting exercise! But I d-dropped my sniper's bag and they're t-throwing baking pans at me and AHHHH, ONE OF THEM HAS A REALLY BIG EGG BEATER TO SCRAMBLE MY BRAINS WITH! LUUUUUUUUUUUFFY! ZOOOOOOOOOROOOOOOOO! SOMEBODY REALLY STRONG WITH A THOUSAND WEAPOOOOONS! HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!