ITP: "Toilets Are Always Funny!"

[sharpmaskedman]

Gangway, coming through

Comments

[popcorn_chikn]

What in the world is going on here?!

[sharpmaskedman]

Terrible things entirely not my fault! Probably.

Find cover, Miss Yukihiro!

[popcorn_chikn]

[flattening self against nearby cabin]

Probably?!

[sharpmaskedman]

Well, as far as I know I didn't do anything to whoever's in charge of gravity this week...

[federalparanoia]

...let's hope George is safely asleep in her cabin.

[sharpmaskedman]

Yes, being safely asleep somewhere is something I'd like to experience myself, actually.

[maestrobater]

[yelps and goes skidding out of the way]

Was that a kitchen sink?!

[sharpmaskedman]

I should be so lucky...

[maestrobater]

Well they're throwing everything else!

[sharpmaskedman]

At this point I'm just hoping none of those semi-sentient automated Japanese models start dropping in.

[moveurdeadfros]

Ah, master- toilets? *Oh gee, I think I'm going to dodge that with my super bitching skeletonspeed.*

[sharpmaskedman]

Well, they're not snowflakes!

[moveurdeadfros]

They lack a certain grace, I must admit! *Keeping up with your running now, sending the toilets that come near the two us flying with his cane.*

[sharpmaskedman]

... much obliged.

[donationsorgtfo]

... More weird weather?

[sharpmaskedman]

That'd be the diplomatic description... Find something sturdy to hide under, miss!

[donationsorgtfo]

It's starting to get kinda annoying.

[shoots down and explodes a few with magic paper]

... What are these things anyway?

[sharpmaskedman]

[I... am not sure to be more astounded by the exploding paper or the potty ignorance, so.]

"Starting?"