ITP: "Toilets Are Always Funny!"

[sharpmaskedman]

Gangway, coming through

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[maestrobater]

[yelps and goes skidding out of the way]

Was that a kitchen sink?!

[sharpmaskedman]

I should be so lucky...

[maestrobater]

Well they're throwing everything else!

[sharpmaskedman]

At this point I'm just hoping none of those semi-sentient automated Japanese models start dropping in.

[maestrobater]

[goes to cower behind a tree]

They'd politely give warning that the lid and model is lifted and currently in the air.

[sharpmaskedman]

And then upon landing proceed to assimilate all surrounding technology into some kind of giant Mecha-John.

[maestrobater]

Mecha-John?

[sharpmaskedman]

... it could happen.

[maestrobater]

That sounds like some far-fetched cartoon idea, but...they've done worse in this place.

[sharpmaskedman]

They always do.

[maestrobater]

And I thought playing Handel's "Water Music" to disguise the noise of self-conscious toilet goers was bad enough.

[sharpmaskedman]

Better than "Brown Danube"...

[maestrobater]

That's not even a --oh. Euch.

[sharpmaskedman]

To the head of the class, young sir.

[maestrobater]

I never wanted to use my classical studies for this.

[sharpmaskedman]

At least you can say they're applicable in the real world!

... well, as close as this place comes to being a real world, anyway.