DAMN YOU, WII FIT!!!

[ilpacock]

...

WHAT!?

Comments

[_overshadowed_]

...sir did you take your shoulderpads off when you weighed in.

[ilpacock]

My shoulder ornamentations are an essential part of my formal wear, and I shall not remove them for any mere game.

[_overshadowed_]

Well. Then it will keep thinking you're fat.

[ilpacock]

This has nothing to do with my raiments. No... I would wager Ms. Fey's tampering has more to do with it.

[anyposition]

Fergot t'take off the shoulder gear huh.

[ilpacock]

I shall never understand the campers' preoccupation with my choice of apparel.

[anyposition]

S'the first thing we notice before we notice you. Can't be helped.

[ilpacock]

Ah, perhaps you are right. After all, my attire is specifically chosen to make a lasting first impression. Yes, thank you for reminding me; I shall endeavor to keep that in mind when speaking to the common people.

[federalparanoia]

Mr. Il Palazzo.

[ilpacock]

Yes?

[federalparanoia]

Camp records indicate you once served in a judicial capacity, is that correct?

[ilpacock]

Indeed it is.

[mustbecrazy_]

. . .well that solves the mystery of 'who's been hoarding the twinkies!'

[ilpacock]

You can't honestly imply such a thing.

[mustbecrazy_]

Oh, but I can! Perhaps you've been slacking on your roping exercises.

[ilpacock]

Now, you know very well that is not the case.

[tryforce_again]

::just around checkin' out the volcano, seein' how well it'll serve as a foreboding stronghold~::

[[i am actually about to go to bed but pick up later?]]

[ilpacock]

Excuse me...

Did you need something?

(( :|b ))

[tryforce_again]

Perhaps. It remains to be seen if this volcano can provide it, however.

[ilpacock]

And as the proprietor of said volcano, is there anything I can do to further answer this question?