Comments | campfuckudie: DAMN YOU, WII FIT!!!

ilpacock in campfuckudie

Jul 18, 2008 19:40

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WHAT!?

( lol wii fit )

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_overshadowed_ July 19 2008, 02:43:47 UTC

...sir did you take your shoulderpads off when you weighed in.

ilpacock July 19 2008, 02:48:45 UTC

My shoulder ornamentations are an essential part of my formal wear, and I shall not remove them for any mere game.

_overshadowed_ July 19 2008, 02:49:47 UTC

Well. Then it will keep thinking you're fat.

ilpacock July 19 2008, 02:53:19 UTC

This has nothing to do with my raiments. No... I would wager Ms. Fey's tampering has more to do with it.

_overshadowed_ July 19 2008, 02:53:45 UTC

...that's called paranoia, sir.

ilpacock July 19 2008, 02:58:27 UTC

Call it what you wish, but I am highly attuned to the will of others to inhibit my conquest.

_overshadowed_ July 19 2008, 02:58:58 UTC

Of course you are.

ilpacock July 19 2008, 03:07:14 UTC

But let us not focus on insignificant and undiagnosed psychological disorders. Has your store been flourishing appropriately?

_overshadowed_ July 19 2008, 03:08:54 UTC

...yes?

ilpacock July 19 2008, 03:13:30 UTC

I see. And Excel has not been causing you a significant amount of trouble via her remarkably uncanny knack for off-road traffic collisions?

_overshadowed_ July 19 2008, 03:14:14 UTC

No no of course not! Excel is a very nice girl!

ilpacock July 19 2008, 03:21:27 UTC

A pleasant demeanor and a tendency to be crushed via large hunks of metal arriving at high velocity are hardly mutually exclusive traits.

_overshadowed_ July 19 2008, 03:22:19 UTC

...I don't mind helping Excel out.

ilpacock July 19 2008, 03:24:15 UTC

Of course. That is your citizenly duty, is it not?

_overshadowed_ July 19 2008, 03:25:36 UTC

Uh. I just feel sorry for her, mostly.

ilpacock July 19 2008, 03:30:13 UTC

Pity?

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