[itp: eggbaby week!]

[tealcervidae]

[today, you may find outside your cabin/cave/tree/area of residence, an egg wrapped up as a baby. Or it may not even be an egg, it could be a sack of flour, or a doll, or anything

Comments

[canbedeceiving]

Does Planned Parenthood know about this?

[tealcervidae]

Who?! I'll kill them!!

[canbedeceiving]

Now, now, you don't want to upset the kid, do ya?

[tealcervidae]

It's an egg!

[aberdevine]

[sleepy tengu is curled up under a tree. with an egg lying next to him. being asleep, he doesn't seem to have noticed this yet.]

[scalesfromeyes]

…My.

[aberdevine]

[it's not MY fault.]

[scalesfromeyes]

[leans down to whisper against his ear:]

My, Bonten, I didn't know you were female.

[galacticfairy]

Hey, hey, Alto, look at this!

[myboyfriendisa]

I'm not cooking it for you.

[galacticfairy]

What makes you think I'd let you cook our~ child~?

[myboyfriendisa]

Where--

Out what?!

[scalesfromeyes]

Wouldn't that be more Bonten-san's territory?

[tealcervidae]

...you seriously think he hatched from an egg?!

[scalesfromeyes]

I'm sure I wouldn't know.

[tealcervidae]

Hmph.

[lordoverflowers]

*holding an egg with his and Taniyama Mai's name on it o/*

How the hell does this stupid thing turn into a roast chicken with orange glaze.

[tealcervidae]

You're going to cook it?

[lordoverflowers]

I'm not.

*snaps fingers at you* Hurry up. My Great Stomach demands food.

[tealcervidae]

If you do that again I'll snap your fingers off!