[itp: eggbaby week!]

[tealcervidae]

[today, you may find outside your cabin/cave/tree/area of residence, an egg wrapped up as a baby. Or it may not even be an egg, it could be a sack of flour, or a doll, or anything

Comments

[lordoverflowers]

*holding an egg with his and Taniyama Mai's name on it o/*

How the hell does this stupid thing turn into a roast chicken with orange glaze.

[tealcervidae]

You're going to cook it?

[lordoverflowers]

I'm not.

*snaps fingers at you* Hurry up. My Great Stomach demands food.

[tealcervidae]

If you do that again I'll snap your fingers off!

[lordoverflowers]

*tucking handkerchief into collar*

I didn't order finger food, idiot.

[tealcervidae]

I don't recall taking orders from you, asshole.

[lordoverflowers]

That's right, you haven't taken my order yet. What kind of shitty service are you selling here.

[tealcervidae]

Watch your mouth, human.

[lordoverflowers]

I can't do that and eat at the same time. Boy, you're really stupid aren't you.

[tealcervidae]

[is abuse okay y/n because tsuyukusa is currently going to try and administer it!]

[lordoverflowers]

*Go ahead! Domyoji will just be in utter shock and denial that it ever happened. XD*

That was a good one.

[tealcervidae]

[in that case: PUNCHES]

[lordoverflowers]

Bastard...

You almost broke my dinner.

[tealcervidae]

You can't break dinner, idiot.

[lordoverflowers]

...

[taniyama_wryyy]

*HI DADDY*

Well you have to keep it warm first, so it'll hatch into a chicken.