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[joyeofwitches]

[Wizards and philosophers have long studied the appeal of red shoes and the way they just seem to draw falling houses to them like a magnet. Some suggest that the color red interacts with the shape of the shoe to closely resemble houses', well. Let's just say you'll never think of two houses built next to each other the same way again. Wizards

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[eggsplosive]

... Donkey cart

[joyeofwitches]

Isn't that the traditional thing to say in this kind of situation? I guess I could ask who am I, but that's always been kind of redundant.

[eggsplosive]

Well, I guess in some cases.

[joyeofwitches]

Have problems figurin' out who you are, then?

[trapninja]

. . .Are you alright?

[joyeofwitches]

Sure, sure. This willow-bark reinforcin' is worth its weight in gold. I'll have to have Jason write Mr. Vernissage again.

[trapninja]

Willow-bark reinforcing...?

[joyeofwitches]

'Course! You don't think this hat stands up on its own, do you? [gesturing at her hat which clearly used to be a traditional witches hat before a house landed on it.]

[bannedfromchan]

Sorry, old lady cakes. Just missed it.

[joyeofwitches]

I guess someone had their lucky day then.

[bannedfromchan]

Ya know ya stickin' up outta the floorboards, right?

[joyeofwitches]

[looks down] I guess I am! I suppose I could ask for the number of the runaway house.

[spring_spring]

...

[joyeofwitches]

[still dazed, hasn't noticed you] Wonder if the willow attracts houses

[spring_spring]

Ah... are you all right?

[joyeofwitches]

Oh sure. I got a hard head, me. Can't say I'd turn down a drink after this, though.

[moobsareatrap]

...eh, I haven't seen any donkey carts around here.

[joyeofwitches]

I s'pose it does a body good to walk.

[moobsareatrap]

Camp isn't that big.

[joyeofwitches]

Smaller than Lancre, and that's sayin' somethin', but I s'pose the flatness makes up for it.