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[Wizards and philosophers have long studied the appeal of red shoes and the way they just seem to draw falling houses to them like a magnet. Some suggest that the color red interacts with the shape of the shoe to closely resemble houses', well. Let's just say you'll never think of two houses built next to each other the same way again. Wizards can get a bit odd in their celibacy.
Regardless of the reason! It is nonetheless true that a small cabin just fell on Nanny Ogg. According to all narrative tradition, she should be dead and her feet should be the only bit poking out, but you aren't that lucky. Instead, should you care to investigate, you will find a dazed-looking witch sticking up through the floor, with a newly deformed hat.
It is also true that there may be more houses coming at you if you're wearing red or silver shoes, and especially if you're a witch. Blame narrativium.]
Did anyone catch the number of that donkey cart?
((OOC: I am beginning to think that posting as Nanny brings a curse upon my wireless. I am not dropping the post unless it craps out entirely, but be aware that I'll be slow.))
Regardless of the reason! It is nonetheless true that a small cabin just fell on Nanny Ogg. According to all narrative tradition, she should be dead and her feet should be the only bit poking out, but you aren't that lucky. Instead, should you care to investigate, you will find a dazed-looking witch sticking up through the floor, with a newly deformed hat.
It is also true that there may be more houses coming at you if you're wearing red or silver shoes, and especially if you're a witch. Blame narrativium.]
Did anyone catch the number of that donkey cart?
((OOC: I am beginning to think that posting as Nanny brings a curse upon my wireless. I am not dropping the post unless it craps out entirely, but be aware that I'll be slow.))