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[mostly_armless]

[Somewhere, in some high-traffic, visible area of camp, there stands a man. He is not a happy man, for he is attached to a rather impressive looking set of leg irons. Said leg irons are attached via heavy chain to a concrete pylon, all underneath a cheerful banner that proclaims, "Expand Your Horizons: Teach

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[haberdashing]

...New counselor?

[mostly_armless]

...hnnn, yeah, yeah, but really, I mean, who would look at a place like this and think seriously it was a place that took working seriously? They're going to a lot of trouble just to get me, Ladd Russo, to yell at you kids. I mean! Haven't I been doing that already all week?

[sulks quietly for a second]

...well?

[haberdashing]

...Did you say "Russo"?

[mostly_armless]

ha, that's right! Ladd Russo, the Russo Mafia Family's best assassin!

[aluckyshot]

. . . . . .

[mostly_armless]

hah!

[considers chain]...you know, if you came a bit closer, I might be able to choke the life out of you with this. Would you come back again and again, again?

or are you here to learn to say no and hope somebody like me would listen?

[aluckyshot]

...I would come back again and again and I don't think I'm going to go any closer, thanks.

[mostly_armless]

hn hn hn, pretty good pretty good, but I think you should try louder, try more, try really making me believe you, you know? From all the way over there, I can't be sure if you're seriously saying no or not. I can't even hear you! Ha!

[cqcingly]

My, my. I wonder, does a tiger leashed become a kitten?

[mostly_armless]

--ah.

oi oi, sis, don't go thinking that just because I can't go anywhere right now that you could try and laugh at me-- [pointing at you, but not for very long because I remember what you do to people's fingers]

I wouldn't have thought somebody hired to break fingers would need to learn to be any more assertive anyway, you know? If you're looking for work, I bet the kid running the front could use somebody.

[cqcingly]

Do you hear me laughing? This is concern, brother. A place like this is in no need of more kittens.

[mostly_armless]

Eh?

...ah! That's right, that's right! I mean, don't you think it's cruel, I mean, really cruel! To hire a guy for this sort of thing and then chain him up when he starts doing it! Aah~ life's really cruel~

after this last week I think they didn't really let me out of prison at all~

[sugarspicequeen]

[... tiny adorable loli ping]

Oh, my.

[mostly_armless]

[assuming I have to look down to see you, tiny adorable one. I might be loooo~ooming, because that is my default]

heh, yeah! It's a little much, if you ask me, don't you think? I mean! Do they think I'm going to run? [tugs at chain] Ladd Russo never runs from a fight -- ah, well, I guess there've been a few times, when someone really incredible came along -- but--

[remembers that you are there] --haaah, nn, okay. So--you want to be assertive, was it?

[sugarspicequeen]

[I am used to tall looming people, and even if he is not in the thread, you can assume that my one-eyed clown-type manservant is likely lurking around :)]

It does seem a bit excessive, I must admit! Hardly a polite welcome for a new guest to this camp. However are you managing?

As for assertiveness, I do wonder.

[mostly_armless]

[on the lookout for one-eyed clown manservant, check]

Right? I mean, right? I mean, I almost got a better welcome in prison, you know! And like this-- [sad tug at chain] I can't even properly introduce myself to anyone!

Nn, well, I don't think they'll let me go until I teach somebody, so, come on, sis, give your all, get up here, yell, I mean really yell! Make somebody take you seriously!

[qable]

Married!

[mostly_armless]

--eh?

ha, no, not yet not yet. I'll marry Lua for sure, but she wont be satisfied with just that, not Lua -- first I need to kill more people! I need to kill everyone in this camp! And then everyone in Louisiana and then everyone in the entire United States and then I'll marry her, covered in blood, and kill her then and it'll be great, it'll be really great!

[qable]

Still married! ♥ It's what the audience does best.

[mostly_armless]

oto~ you're here for the show? Haaa~ well, then, please enjoy your evening, quietly, and I'll give you something to watch! Ha HA!