[ wat office, it's IMAGINARY ]

[byakuran]

[ a shiny new desk is placed a good distance away from the lake, behind said desk sits a man holding a bowl of marshmallows, as well as other paraphernalia ]

Ah, I suppose it's time to introduce myself. Please, call me Bya-kun; I'll be your new Trauma Counselor.

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[perennially]

Trauma counselor?

[byakuran]

Yes, I believe that's the term.

[byakuran]

Are you in need of any counseling?

[perennially]

I don't think so! You must be new, then.

[canihassword]

Oh hey! That's nice of you!

[byakuran]

Hm, well, you could say it's my calling.

[canihassword]

[Eyeing your marshmallows]

What are you supposed to do, exactly?

[byakuran]

To provide help and understanding to those that need it, of course.

[gothrumefirst]

OOH MARSHMALLOWS.

((semi-placeholderish ;o;? going to bed soon!))

[ holds bowl out ]

[byakuran]

Would you like one?

[gothrumefirst]

... Wait, that's it? What's the catch?

[byakuran]

Catch?

[consanguineal]

Trauma counselling? A noble profession.

[byakuran]

Isn't it?~♪

[consanguineal]

Yet I'm not sure how you'll go about it.

[ looks like he's thinking ] 1/?

[byakuran]

Hm

[artist_of_anger]

... Well what do you know, she can actually give us something useful for once.

[byakuran]

Oh? Are you in need of any counseling?

[artist_of_anger]

Not exactly. Just saying that with all the new arrivals we get here, someone with your job could come in real handy.

[byakuran]

I'm glad to hear that.