[ wat office, it's IMAGINARY ]

[byakuran]

[ a shiny new desk is placed a good distance away from the lake, behind said desk sits a man holding a bowl of marshmallows, as well as other paraphernalia ]

Ah, I suppose it's time to introduce myself. Please, call me Bya-kun; I'll be your new Trauma Counselor.

Comments

[artist_of_anger]

... Well what do you know, she can actually give us something useful for once.

[byakuran]

Oh? Are you in need of any counseling?

[artist_of_anger]

Not exactly. Just saying that with all the new arrivals we get here, someone with your job could come in real handy.

[byakuran]

I'm glad to hear that.

[artist_of_anger]

... Glad to have an easy start, huh?

[ shakes magic 8 ball ]

[byakuran]

"Without a doubt"

Re: [ shakes magic 8 ball ]

[artist_of_anger]

*... The sad thing is that he's USED to therapists being crazier than their patients.* ... And confident to boot.

[byakuran]

Should I not be?

[artist_of_anger]

Mmm, confidence is always a good thing to have. I'd hate it for our illustrious Director to get lax with her screening and admit unfit people into positions of power.

[byakuran]

I agree.

[artist_of_anger]

Glad we're on the same page then. Do all psychologists wear white uniforms where you come from?

[byakuran]

Ah, they also wear suits.

[artist_of_anger]

Must be a fashionable place. There's someone else here who's also supposed to work with our mental problems. Her name's Harley...

I get the feeling you'd get along real well.

[byakuran]

I'll make a note of that.

[artist_of_anger]

Got a feeling you'll make an interesting team-up. But, I'm gonna leave you to the... needy, now. You have been told what kind of place this is, right?

[byakuran]

I managed to obtain a brief explanation of it, yes.