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[whoooosshh]

*A man in a get-up that is entirely inappropriate for the weather is standing in the middle of a congregation of undead, giving a speech that frankly sounds like it’s being read word for word from from a script… which it is, by the way. Let us take a closer look, shall we?*

… yes, this amazing cream contains not only amazing antioxidant that helps

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[skullkingabout]

[... hand raised!]

[whoooosshh]

*You're not helping.*
... Yes?

[skullkingabout]

[... oops!]

What if you like larva?

[whoooosshh]

... Then you don't buy the cream. Sir.

[sent_to_try_us]

*screwing up her face in an expression of pretty clear disgust*

I really rather think not.

[whoooosshh]

... I don't think you're part of the target audience, mam.

[sent_to_try_us]

For which I do think I shall be eternally grateful.

[whoooosshh]

Mmh.

Do you... live out here?

[positivezero]

...

Nice sales pitch there, buddy.

[whoooosshh]

... No questions, then?

[positivezero]

Well, I might have a few. Like, uh...is this just a face moisturizer or a full-out lotion?

[whoooosshh]

Full-out lotion. They wanted to start me off with an easier sell.

[warpspace]

A traveling salesman?

[whoooosshh]

... Yes. But I don't think I carry any goods for the living.

[warpspace]

There are a lot of dead people here! So you should be able to sell quite a few things.

[whoooosshh]

... There's a lot of living people here too. Why is that?

[boomtoday]

...Vampire cosmetics salesman. And I thought I'd seen everything.

[whoooosshh]

... The cosmetics are for the zombies.

[boomtoday]

DID I LOOK LIKE I WAS INTERESTED?!

[whoooosshh]

... They're not for vampires.