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[whoooosshh]

*A man in a get-up that is entirely inappropriate for the weather is standing in the middle of a congregation of undead, giving a speech that frankly sounds like it’s being read word for word from from a script… which it is, by the way. Let us take a closer look, shall we?*

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[warpspace]

A traveling salesman?

[whoooosshh]

... Yes. But I don't think I carry any goods for the living.

[warpspace]

There are a lot of dead people here! So you should be able to sell quite a few things.

[whoooosshh]

... There's a lot of living people here too. Why is that?

[warpspace]

They're all trapped in here by the barrier!

[whoooosshh]

Barrier?

[warpspace]

It's invisible! And impossible to destroy...

[whoooosshh]

... What happened to those who tried?

[warpspace]

They turn into things, sometimes.

[whoooosshh]

... Yet another impossible thing.

[warpspace]

Another?

[whoooosshh]

... It's nothing.