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[outside Boy's 17]

Jul 02, 2008 21:05

[Kon has somehow got a lilo and has parked it in the moat surrounding Boy's Cabin 17. This is where he is, wearing a t-shirt, sunglasses and swimming trunks, and frowning at a copy of The Galactic Highway Code.Carry the one, multiple by the square root of the original trilogy -- you know what, this is bull. Not only does none of this make sense, ( Read more... )

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fromthelostdays July 2 2008, 10:18:17 UTC

The brake's on the left, the gas pedal's on the right, only use one foot to control them, make sure it's in park when you try to start the engine, push down on the gas slowly once you've got it started up instead of just slamming on it, and be especially careful to keep an eye out for Excel once you get going.

Any questions?

_superdork_ July 2 2008, 10:28:41 UTC

Yeah.

Why can't this thing just say that? [glaring at manual]

Hey, Heather.

fromthelostdays July 2 2008, 10:32:30 UTC

Because it just doesn't trust you to work out the nitty-gritty details on your own as much as I do?

Hi, Kon.

_superdork_ July 2 2008, 10:35:02 UTC

Now I'm kinda worried you had to include not hitting Excel. Or is that more a reflection on Excel?

I can't believe we've known each other years and I've never asked but ... you have your license?

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grabmyclutch July 2 2008, 10:51:22 UTC

I can help with driving lessons if you need it I'm a world-class driver after all.

_superdork_ July 2 2008, 10:54:15 UTC

A world-class driver? And you just happened to be passing?

grabmyclutch July 2 2008, 10:55:27 UTC

I've won a lot of races too I'm Speed Racer!

_superdork_ July 2 2008, 10:57:24 UTC

Of all the times that camp actually gives me what I want.

Is Speed your first name then?

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letshilbertluv July 2 2008, 11:03:37 UTC

I do not detect any technology with faster than light travel capabilities in that truck.

_superdork_ July 2 2008, 11:05:32 UTC

I don't know if I'm glad about being vindicated or disappointed. It'd have been cool having a truck that went to warp factor ten. Or was that Star Trek?

Hey, KOS-MOS.

letshilbertluv July 2 2008, 11:10:31 UTC

Hello.

I do not know what a star trek is.

_superdork_ July 2 2008, 11:15:41 UTC

lousiest driving instructors in the galaxy. Still haven't found reverse.

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hades_mignon July 2 2008, 12:37:15 UTC

[Eyeing Clarks truck with DUBIOUS DUBIOUSNESS]

That thing looks pretty lethal.

_superdork_ July 2 2008, 12:41:46 UTC

Only in the right hands.

hades_mignon July 2 2008, 12:43:13 UTC

You sound pretty confident about that.

[still eyeing the truck]

I see wheels, but where do the horses go?

_superdork_ July 2 2008, 13:04:26 UTC

Superhero. Confident is what I do.

... horse. Just out of curiousity, your version of the road code on parchment or stone tablet?

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its_the_cape July 2 2008, 13:41:21 UTC

Kon... I'm pretty sure that isn't the manual I gave you.

_superdork_ July 2 2008, 21:08:27 UTC

I thought it was weird that the driving section talked about indicating before approaching a planet, but said nothing about changing lanes in Gotham. Then I got to the section on meteors and figured it was just being comprehensive.